In this modern era

My VCR hath failed me. It says it's working, but it lies. The blasted thing lies with its blinky lights and tape whirring sounds. I need my Gilmore Girls fix and it will not record anything. All the plugs are plugged. The lights go on and off as they should. The noises all seem to be the right ones. But when I press [Play] I discover that all I have recorded is static. Rude mind games.

Right now I am in a dangerous place of anticipation and withdrawl and longing and nowhere on the gosh-forsaken internet seems to have enough to satiate me. Why has no one posted screenshots of the Gilmore Finale yet? What possible explanation could there be for that? It just doesn't make sense. It's like no one was paying attention. And my VCR isn't working so I can't watch it over again to calm myself because I don't usually even look at gilmore stuff online except quotes for away messages sometimes because let's face it they have the best script ever but the vcr is being a total ass and is assily denying me what I need in my time of... need.

Gilmore ends with a spectacular episode that didn't just center around some big cliffhanger but was actually a good episode just because and I keep getting more and more anxious for harry potter and it frustrates me because I know that I will only be left wanting more after I've seen it and wishing I could play quidditch and wondering when the next book will come out and why doesn't Rowling take a lesson from Grisham or Kinkade who seem to manage to produce at an amazing rate but no she has to torture us because then she'll get even more rich. Which reminds me that I still don't own any Harry Potter Merchandise and how utterly sad is that?

And don't even get me started about the evident pepperoncini shortage around here...

-- G 'Bye, Sonya --

. ( 21.5.04 ) .