You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.



Back Then
Viva La Migra!

I know:
Jay's Vicious Cycle
Naked Tortue
Pleure Jacqchhhhh
Odd Duck
Momma
Natalia-san
Minhhh
Sunnie's Green
I stalk:
Petit Hiboux
Incidents and Accidents
This Imploding Heart
Shivery
Londonmark
Geese Aplenty
Que Sera Sera
Scaryduck
The Plug




I read:
Current: Don Quixote (Cervantes)


-Still Life With Woodpecker-
-Devil In The Details: Tales From An Obsessive Girlhood-
-Havana Dreams: A Story of Cuba-
-The Poisonwood Bible-
-Adam's Navel-
-Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim-
-Naked-
-Shadow Puppets-
-The End-
-The End Of The World News-
-The Penultimate Peril-
-The Grim Grotto-
-The Slippery Slope-
-Shadow of the Giant-
-The Stories of Eva Luna-
-Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography-
-The Carnivorous Carnival-
-The Hostile Hospital-
-The Vile Village-
-I Am Legend-
-What Dreams May Come-
-The End Of The World News-
-Ender's Shadow-
-Catcher In The Rye-
-Lullaby-
-Oryx and Crake-
-Daughter of Fortune-



~Year Two~
-The Book Of The Dead-
-The Bookseller of Kabul-
-House of the Spirits-
-Children Of The Mind-
-On The Road-
-L'Ingenu-
-Zadig-
-This Side of Paradise-
-Invisible Monsters-
-Xenocide-
-Tam Lin-
-Speaker for the Dead-
-God Emperor of Dune-
-Ender's Game-
-The Urban Villagers-
-Intensity-
-The Life of Pi-
-Reading Lolita in Tehran-
-The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime-
-The Russian Debutante's Handbook-
-Bleachers-
-Persuasion-
-Children of Dune-
-The Princess Bride: Good Parts Version-
-Dune: Messiah-
-The Last Juror-
-Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince-
-The King of Torts-
-The Thief Lord-



~Year One~
-Dune-
-The (Ultimate) Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy-
-Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants-
-Blood Done Sign My Name-
-The Time Traveler's Wife-
-My Love Affair With England-
-Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason-
-Bridget Jones' Diary-
-Political Writings: Defoe-
-The Best of Cordwainer Smith-
-Tuesdays With Morrie-
-Mosquitoes-
-Brave New World-
-The Last Unicorn-
-The Five People You Meet in Heaven-
-The Tempest-
-Othello-
-Selected Canterbury Tales-
-Beowulf-
-Things Fall Apart-
-Eats, Shoots, And Leaves-
-Royal Scandals-
-Closing Time-
-Guest of the Sheik-
-Catch 22-
-Anna Karenin-
-The Forest People-
-Song of Susannah-
-The Testament-
-Last Chance to See-
-Catch Me if You Can-
-Wolves of the Calla-
-The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Soul-
-Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency-
-Fashion: A Concise History-
-Fight Club-
-Bare Feet in the Palace-

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Thursday, May 13, 2004

Woman Bites Off Chicago Man's Testicles



CHICAGO (Reuters) - A woman walked into Chicago Police headquarters early on Friday and handed over a pair of testicles she said she had bitten off a man who had sexually assaulted her, police said.


"During the assault, the female victim got the man's testicles in her mouth and bit them off," Officer Thomas Donegan told Reuters.


The woman presented the testicles at police headquarters, a short walk from where the alleged attack occurred, Donegan said.


The man found his way to a local hospital where he underwent unsuccessful reattachment surgery and was being questioned by police.


The woman, 42, was treated at another hospital and released.



Dude, she's totally my hero. Except yuuckkk. This happened May of 2001 and is coming up on it's illustrious anniversary. I love it when crime goes oh-so-bad.


-- G 'Bye, Sonya --

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